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PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:53 pm 
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Anyone use it and have any experiences (not that sort, thank you) to relate?

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I get through it like it's going out of fashion.

Not slippery or persistent enough for arse lubrication, however. Best thing for cycling is still the Assos.

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Good for ankles and wetsuits. Doesn't rot rubber ;)

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Personally I prefer Liquid Silk.

Or is that not what the question was? :wink:


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Hmm, arse lubrication :shock: is what I wanted it for. My current products is Nature's Kiss Chafe Ease, but it's not very moisture resistant and the tendency seems to be for it to slide off. I think I really need something that provides more of a barrier against moisture and is persistent cos I'm getting fed up having a spotty botty.

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Vaseline is wonderful stuff. One of the few bits of me that remained dry on the DunRun was my rear end 8)

If no Vaseline, I'll use Germoline or Savlon. Works for me.

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Vaz is the most moisture-reistant of the stuff I've tried. Bodyglide won't last. Many roadie Dun Runners were extolling the virtues of the Assos glop.

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Assos does tingle in a very interesting way, especially on more sensitive parts.

This can be a good thing or a bad thing, depending on your personal preferences.


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Vaseline you say.... I've used it round my nostrils when I've got a cold but found that it never stays there for long. But perhaps that's more to do with the constant blowing rather than the, ahem, moisture.
Just a smear or a generous slather?

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More than just a little, but not so you have great gobbets of it hanging around. A generous mucilage.

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aarrgh, my neurons are having a misfiring day - it's the only thing preventing me from making some extremely filthy comments to this thread!

But in passing, could I just mention that whilst flaked out on the couch last night I was woken by some very young pussy brushing across my face.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 12:59 pm 
Oh PIGS! I really thought there'd be something more than that in your response Graham...

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 1:13 pm 
Oh and I do so agree with Liz on the body silk although I also like Gentleman's Relish for specific purposes... but not for your purposes Mrs P.

Vaseline seems to be fairly effective in that department, as it is with nipples - on my mini, that is - and so many other household jobs.


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Zipperhead wrote:
But in passing, could I just mention that whilst flaked out on the couch last night I was woken by some very young pussy brushing across my face.


I got catfaced last night as well...

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Pagan wrote:
Oh PIGS! I really thought there'd be something more than that in your response Graham...

:cry:


Sorry, my brain really was misfiring for the day. It's getting better now though so normal smut levels should be resumed later on.

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