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PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 6:32 pm 
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In Norwich today, I was in La Senza, the nortynicker shop, stocking up (pun intended) for my Parisian trip next month. Now I've lost some weight, I can get *frillies* to fit. So there was me with black & pink norty items in hand and I was being *stared at* by this bloke who was in there with his wife/girlfriend type. As the wife/girlfriend type was looking at undies, this bloke was *staring* at me & smiling. Now either he was having some sort of odd mental vision which only my husband should have or he was smirking at the thought of the old bird getting the norty stuff... I have a feeling it would be the latter. Bummer.

A little later, and speaking of 'bummer' I was walking back to the carpark and I got my rear end fondled by an ageing pervert. It was a definite grope and not an accidental nudge. I gave filthy look and pervy-one said "Oh, sorry, it was an accident" yes, right, whatever. In a loud voice I said "And you will be sorry!" and he rushed away...

Never got that when I was a fat lass! :shock:

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 7:19 pm 
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I keep getting looks from bois who like bears. :roll:

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