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PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 3:07 pm 
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One of the downsides of cycling in cold weather, for me, is the need to pee. To pee *frequently*. The cold goes straight to my bladder! Always has done - heaven forbid if I lived in the frozen wastes of Anthland...

So I have purchased a Shewee :grin:

Once it arrives I will no longer have to squat in a hedgerow with the dangers of nettles up my nether-regions! But I can stand & pee like a bloke with a pretend penis!

Hurrah!

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It would make a wonderful calendar picture. A line predominantly (sp?) male cyclists standing in a road having a pee, but in the middle a female cyclist also standing having a pee.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 4:11 pm 
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Heh! :twisted:

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One of my friends tried a shepee to take to Rock Ness (festival). She returned with most of her pee down the front of her combats. Though personally I think she was facing into the wind. :wink:

I think she recommends getting the extension tube.


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It arrived in this morning's post.

So one has had to try it - practise makes perfect. :wink:


So I'm stood at the loo.
Lift the lid like wot a bloke does.
Drop keks.
Place Sheewee in position.
Pee.



Cor! It's *easy* :claps:

But very odd being a girlie & peeing like a bloke. :?

Definitely a very, very useful thing to have.



I shall be practising throughout the day.

Another mug of tea please - got to keep the fluid levels high! :lol:

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I feel the stretching of my eyes!

I had no idea such a thing existed.

Must be a VERY odd experience!!


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It is a VERY odd experience.

But it is a very useful implement for those of us cycling in rural parts!

Am keeping practising to perfect technique. So far no pee where it shouldn't be. And I had to stop myself laughing out loud at the mental image of me stood there shaking the end of it... :roll:

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Does the 'hose' point to the front to prevent one's ankles getting splashback?

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Indeed it is a good idea to have the 'hose' pointing where you want the pee to go..

This is a source of great amusement to Vernon. As I have said, this does not come naturally to those of us born without a penis. I have to practise!

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 11:44 am 
Hmmmmm...

It's a delicate question, but err, how does one carry the thing once one has weed, avoiding unwanted moisture being transferred to ones saddle bag or whatever? Does it have a carrying case? Wipes? What??


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It comes in a sealable plastic bag. Other practicalities - the vast majority of wee shakes off, and what is left will be taken care of by a bit of cleansing gel & wipe with a tissue when in 'outside' use. It's also dishwasher/serious washing proof - as it can stand temps of up to 120C - so hygiene should be no problem.

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