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PostPosted: Mon May 23, 2011 12:00 pm 
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Good morning, ladies and gentlemen.

I have decided to embark on a full spring clean in order to clear some storage space and generally make things more pleasant and fragrant. I shall be steam cleaning the kitchens, scrubbing the bath house, fishing the leaves out of the hotpool, washing the crocodile and taking some degreaser to that stain on the floor of the shed. One hopes that it is oil. I shall also be degassing the laboratories, stripping the coffee machine and decrumbing the toaster.

As part of this endeavour I will be deleting or suspending all accounts that have not been active in the last year, as birthday congratulations for someone who is not going to receive them have a pathos that is not conducive to a relaxing ambience.

I hope no one is inconvenienced by this work and I shall do my best not to disturb anyone engaged in a post-prandial nap.


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 Post subject: Re: Inactive members
PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2011 10:34 pm 
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Schnarrch-hmmmm?? Ah - carry on, Jarvis, there's a good chap. Scchhhnarrachhhh-grrmpph ....

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 Post subject: Re: Inactive members
PostPosted: Wed May 25, 2011 10:29 pm 
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Is that degassing, or degaussing the laboratories?

Better do both, just to be on the safe side.

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 Post subject: Re: Inactive members
PostPosted: Thu May 26, 2011 11:01 am 
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But if we degauss the labs, will it cause the Chairman's beard to go funny?

Sam

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 Post subject: Re: Inactive members
PostPosted: Tue May 31, 2011 10:20 am 
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To be fair, the Beard goes funny on its own... :)

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